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Mugcake (muffin) for lazy pieces of of shit

You know those days your fat ass is in bed all day like the piece of shit you are? And you want freshly baked muffins but you’re too lazy and/or incompetent to make any? And there’s nobody around you to make them for you because nobody loves

A variation of the Italian old people's cake panforte

Panforte is one of those “old people’s cakes”. You know, tons of spices, weird texture, usually eaten on certain holidays. But old people’s cakes are also cakes, and they’re really nice to have with coffee after dinner. There are several varieties of this Siena specialty, but one

Churros

Churros is the goto festival food of Spanish speaking countries, especially Mexico and Spain. Who knows when and how it first came to existence? Some say it was invented by Spanish shepherds. Others say it churros were discovered by Portuguese sailors in Northern China. Anyway, a churro is basically a

Snow cap cookies deluxe

These snow cap cookies are special in many ways. First, it’s not really a cookie in the crispy or chewy sense. It’s rather a small cake with a sugar crust around it and a mud cake like texture inside. Second, it can be prepared days in advance and

Diastatic Doughnuts

Who doesn’t like doughnuts? A lot of people. But for those who do like them, I’ve made the best doughnuts I know how to make. They have an amazing texture, all fluffy and soft, yet chewy and good at the same time. The trick is to have a

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