Food Emperor

Food is subjective as any art. There is no universal tongue all can or should follow. Instead, look around for different cooks and food critics, and eventually, you'll find a favorite with whom you share your preferences. If you share my taste for the good, this is a site for you. I cook, I film it, and I write down the ingredients and methods. I also love languages, so I speak different languages in different videos. You might not always understand what I'm saying, but you'll get the gist of what I'm doing. No matter if you want to make your boyfriend hard or your girlfriend wet, there's a recipe for that.

If you have any questions, you're welcome to contact me. If you already love what I do, I'd be very happy if you'd consider supporting me on Patreon. Oh, and if you want to buy merch that enhances your cooking experience, I've made some really nice designs.

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Food Emperor
Box 11062
10061 Stockholm

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